Panic Alarm goes off in garage at 3:00 AM

[mcbrue]

Sp stop laughing yourselves silly! Even though I do keep my key in my
pocket and had it in my pocket when the panic alarm went off at 3,
that was NOT the cause. The cause was the neighbor's 50lb cat. When it
excapes at night, after terrorizing the bears, fox, deer, and other
night time inhabitants of my neighborhood, it likes to lay around on a
nice hot place. It has leaned that the big car in the garage is often
warm. So the cat jumps up on the and triggers the alarm panic theft
detector. Cat had dirty feet and left paw prints all over the car
ishow I know what happened! So stop laughing! The stat police, local
police, and county sherriffdidn't think it was so funny ....

mcbrue quietly under the bridge in the trailer down by the river

[greg]

Post by mcbrue
Sp stop laughing yourselves silly! Even though I do keep my key in my
pocket and had it in my pocket when the panic alarm went off at 3,
that was NOT the cause. The cause was the neighbor's 50lb cat. When it
excapes at night, after terrorizing the bears, fox, deer, and other
night time inhabitants of my neighborhood, it likes to lay around on a
nice hot place. It has leaned that the big car in the garage is often
warm. So the cat jumps up on the and triggers the alarm panic theft
detector. Cat had dirty feet and left paw prints all over the car
ishow I know what happened! So stop laughing! The stat police, local
police, and county sherriffdidn't think it was so funny ....
mcbrue quietly under the bridge in the trailer down by the river

The cat must have triggered the non-existent motion detector. If it
broke the glass, it also would have triggered the non-existent piezo
electric glass breakage detector. If it then crawled under your car
and arched its back, it would have triggered the non-existent
inclinometer. Or did you forget you installed an aftermarket alarm
system in your car?

[mcbrue]

Sheesh!!! Thats the trouble with this newsgroup! Too many wild jokers
in here!! No usefull help - just guys dumping out idiotic comments
about a perfectly serious subject! Dont they realize this is deadly
serious business in here???

On a more directly car-pertinent subject, I have booked passage for
the Amazon jungle where it is rumored that the natives have blow guns
with little darts in them dipped in a special chemical that will cause
the cat to loose weight so it does not set off the various detectors
on the car. It is still small enough that it did not set off the
emergency motion detector lights around the house and in the garage,
but I do need to act fast before it gets that big. Just have to make
sure that the cat does not get the curare dip. Of course accidents do
happen ...

mcbrue bookingpassagely under the bridge in the trailer down by the
river

[Larry]

Save the price of the ticket and just buy a big box of ExLax, mix in some
cat nip and sprinkle it all around the outside of the garage. The cat will
shi-t it's self to death. Problem solved.

Larry
In the back yard, under the oak.

PS It worked with my neighbors Persian.

[greg]

Post by mcbrue
Sheesh!!! Thats the trouble with this newsgroup! Too many wild jokers
in here!! No usefull help - just guys dumping out idiotic comments
about a perfectly serious subject! Dont they realize this is deadly
serious business in here???

I wasn't joking; Lexus vehicles do not have a motion sensor. The only
thing that sets the alarm off is a) pressing the panic button on the
remote key, or b) opening a door, the hood, or the trunk when the
system is armed.

I think the cat snuck into your house and lay down on the nice, warm
key that was in your pocket, thus setting off the alarm.

[Max]

Post by greg

Post by mcbrue
Sheesh!!! Thats the trouble with this newsgroup! Too many wild jokers
in here!! No usefull help - just guys dumping out idiotic comments
about a perfectly serious subject! Dont they realize this is deadly
serious business in here???

I wasn't joking; Lexus vehicles do not have a motion sensor. The only
thing that sets the alarm off is a) pressing the panic button on the
remote key, or b) opening a door, the hood, or the trunk when the
system is armed.
I think the cat snuck into your house and lay down on the nice, warm
key that was in your pocket, thus setting off the alarm.

don't feed the trolls.

[bluto]

Definite known troll.

As an aside, I gave this newsgroup link and his specific ID to a group of
medical students who are doing research on internet behaviors. They did not
initially believe me and now they filter his posts for review. Let's just
say he makes their day and skews the research to one end of the intelligence
spectrum :).

[mcbrue]

(((((((((((( BLUTO !!!! )))))))))))

So nice to see you again !!!!!!

And we all shore wud laik ta know whut med schol them ole interns iz
frum cuz them has tooooo much time on their hands an mite be missin
sum impotent stuff them shuld be a larnin !!!!! Heck, them iz gonna be
able ta larn about kars by buyin one of each when they gits all dun -
lessen ole fat boy wif thet new movin picture bout medical care has
his way. Whut bring ta mind thet them furriners iz all sneakin into
tha USA to get care from our docs and system, except for the Americans
going to India for cheaper care. Gee - wasn't it in India that the mom
and dad doc had their kid do an operation so he could be the youngest
kid to operate on a live human being? Still would feel a lot better if
yall wuld just keep them ole interns in medicine klasses and not out
on tha internet wastin time.

mcbrue sprecturmchasingly under the bridge in the trailer down by the
river

[mcbrue]

FLASH !!!!!!!! RESEARCH REPORT !!!!!!!!!!

As a direct result of comments above, I did indeed go forth to the car
without the key fob in my pocket or on my person. Upon reaching the
car, I shook it violently. I pressed down upon the trunk - well I
switched to the roof line - trunk can dent due to thin tin. I tried to
open the trunk and the various doors. I tapped on the tintless
windows, gently. I ran my fingers over the car applying maybe 60 lbs
of pressure like my neighbors fat cat would. RESULTS - NO ALARMS !!!
GREG IS CORRECT !

CONCLUSIONS -
1) the car does not have an alarm system that goes off unless the
doors, hood, or trunk are opened without a key once the alarm is
armed. The 17 volume manual mumbles something about that.
2) cat food is getting too darn good and and is letting the cats get
too smart because they now can pick locks on my car, thereby setting
off the alarm!

mcbrue researcherextrordainerly under the bridge in the trailer down
by the river

[Anthony Intintoli]

Am I missing something, If a garage is involved how about CLOSING THE SIDE
DOOR SO CAT CANT ENTER, But am a simpleton

Post by mcbrue
Sp stop laughing yourselves silly! Even though I do keep my key in my
pocket and had it in my pocket when the panic alarm went off at 3,
that was NOT the cause. The cause was the neighbor's 50lb cat. When it
excapes at night, after terrorizing the bears, fox, deer, and other
night time inhabitants of my neighborhood, it likes to lay around on a
nice hot place. It has leaned that the big car in the garage is often
warm. So the cat jumps up on the and triggers the alarm panic theft
detector. Cat had dirty feet and left paw prints all over the car
ishow I know what happened! So stop laughing! The stat police, local
police, and county sherriffdidn't think it was so funny ....
mcbrue quietly under the bridge in the trailer down by the river