Post by c***@yahoo.comPost by Elmo P. ShagnastyPost by Fred WLife is too short to drive *boring* cars,
I'd rather choose the "boring" car that puts a
smile on my face every day, knowing that the money I'm saving allows me
to do other, MUCH more fun things in life than driving.
Yeah, I agree. I don't get this "boring car" stuff. And the
"ultimate driving machine" crappola from BMW never was
anything to me but hooey and hype.
That's all you need to say to make it abundantly clear that you, too,
wouldn't know what to do with a performance car if it smacked you
upside the head.
Post by c***@yahoo.comLots of cars now
offer great handling and good performance, AND my BMW
doesn't even handle that well.
How would you know? Ever lost traction in your BMW? Ever autocrossed
in it? Ever engaged the ABS on dry pavement? I'm betting your driving
never has and probably never will come close to the performance
envelope of your car.
Post by c***@yahoo.comPost by Elmo P. ShagnastyAnd let's face it: how much time does the average American spend in his
car every day? How much of that is stop-and-go vs freeway or open road
driving? There isn't much open road time in people's lives.
Yep, and in the US, there are enforced things, like speed limits....
OOH! Speed limits! Yeah; I've heard of them. I use 'em as advisory
numbers when I'm anywhere near traffic.
Post by c***@yahoo.comand nowadays especially, if you decide to open the beamer up
on a straightaway, and hurt anybody (even if sober and straight),
you're likely looking at time in prison.
Not that you needed to add this, but it simply reinforces that you
haven't a clue what a BMW is about. It is not a 'beamer' except to the
unwashed masses. Why you would go to the bother of typing a longer
cutesy nickname than simply 'BMW' is beyond me. If you want to be
cute, it's 'bimmer' - which rhymes with 'simmer' or 'glimmer'.
Post by c***@yahoo.comWhat my beamer offers is great looks
Not if Chris Bangle had anything to do with it. =8^O
It's not a musclecar. It's not a drag racer. It is a *drivers'* car.
That means you need to *drive it* to appreciate it. A well trained
chimpanzee could put it in 'Drive' and stomp the accelerator and hold
it there while going in a straight line ... can't you?
Post by c***@yahoo.comWhat it lacks is reliability (a big downside)
An enthusiast can often fix it. But messing up your manicure working
on your car would be beneath *you*, wouldn't it?
Post by c***@yahoo.comand a comfortable interior.
Didn't get the sport seats?
Post by c***@yahoo.comIt's likely gonna be Lexus, or even Toyota, for me next time.
Ah; there *is* a God! You do that and stick with 'em. We don't need
more BMW dilettantes. We do need more BMW driving enthusiasts and you
clearly don't qualify.
Post by c***@yahoo.com(During the first 85,000 miles, I've needed a new auto tranny;
Ewww! A slushbox! No surprise there. During the first 187,000 miles,
my car has needed a clutch release bearing, so I changed the clutch
even though it was working fine. It's one of those 'while you're in
there' jobs. The gearbox is still fine. Getting my short shift kit
installed soon, I hope.
Post by c***@yahoo.comcat coverter; electric window motors; windows becoming out
of alignment for no apparent reason;
Yup. All that stuff. But the apparent reason is, the car's 19 years
old.
Nope.
Post by c***@yahoo.comwheel shimmies whose cause cannot be found;
Yup. Fixed.
Not sure. It *looks* kinda' new ... but I've only had this one for
20,000 miles.
Post by c***@yahoo.comnew secondary air flow pump;
Ain't got one.
Post by c***@yahoo.comnew AC blower motor [along
with failures of the motor on TWO OTHER occasions due
to electronic component failures on circuitboard];
No; but it was converted to R134a.
Post by c***@yahoo.comemissions control problem that can't be found without extensive effort;
Nope.
Post by c***@yahoo.comhood paint bubbling up due to factory flaw in seam under lip of hood;
No; but there's some northeast Ohio salt-caused rust starting to show
up in the rockers and door bottoms. I'll probably fix it.
Post by c***@yahoo.comnew [or refurbished] instrument cluster [and sometimes
the one installed now acts up]; and several more minor electrical
problems.
Nope
Post by c***@yahoo.comIn all, I have spend MANY thousands of dollars in repairs.
Gee; probably more than I've spent on my car *and* its repairs. Meet
Da Red Dog at
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/578895
It's never let me down. You have my permission to be jealous.
--
C.R. Krieger
(BMW driving enthusiast)